Is this the best Getty can do? Nelson Cruz is doing his best not to look creepy in Mariners colours and a watch worth more than my house, but photog Otto Greule Jr just can’t do him justice. Thanks, Bing image search.

SEATTLE, WA – DECEMBER 04: Nelson Cruz of the Seattle Mariners poses for a photo following his introductory press conference at Safeco Field on December 4, 2014 in Seattle, Washington. (Photo by Otto Greule Jr/Getty Images)