Warm, sunny destinations! California! Phoenix! (For one more year, anyway.) Dallas! (They’re on the Atlantic, not the Pacific, but the NHL does hockey, not geography.)

It’s Pucked in the Head’s 2011-12 Pacific Division preview, in which we utterly fail to convey the magnitude of the Dallas Stars’ 2012 suckage!

• The Pacific Division
• Sofa Surfer Girl by the Orchid Highway
• Hockey in California
• The Anaheim Ducks
• The Dallas Stars
• The Phoenix Coyotes
• The San Jose Sharks
• The Los Angeles Kings
• Time to wrap it up.
• Time for a Change by the Orchid Highway.
• Thanks for listening.